Q: which chimp is right for me? -- bobo
A: My grandfather always said that the chimp with the limp is the ape of fate.
Q: Whose line is it anyway? -- Lil' Dumpl
A: This particular line is owned by Microsystems Intel Incorporated.
Q: are you gay? -- jim
A: Only on the Holidays!
Q: Now that Sadam Hussein has been captured is the Rock Messiah really all that necessary? -- Peter Jennings
A: Well, my dear Peter, as you of course know and will soon become painfully clear, the knowledge that you have of such matters is at best questionable, hence your present question. Thank you -- Goodnight!
Q: I heard that Rock Messiah helped the US find Sadam Hussein. Does this mean the quality of the website will increase since you'll be getting a reward? --
A: The quality of the website will never increase. Rockmessiah.com's team of highly trained technical engineers will see to that!
Q: d00d u r 1337 but r u 37331 l1ke me???!!@1 LOL!!1!!1 I m teh maaaaannnn!!!!!1!@3 -- a0lKiD
A: I think your shift key is malfunctioning, sir.
Q: Are you "the One" rock Messiah? -- Anonom ASS
A: It is as you say.
Q: When people see an email from the rockmessiah in my inbox, how do I explain that I'm not a member of an Elvis Cult? -- Slightly Insecure
A: "People, I am not a member of an Elvis Cult."
Q: How do I tell my wife that I've been visiting a site called rockmessiah.com? -- Very insecure
A: "Wife, I've been visting a site called rockmessiah.com."
Q: which of the 'fab four' was a dreamer, but not the only one? --
A: I assume by Fab Four you mean: Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, Dan Quayle, and nelson rockefeller. They were all dreamers.
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